Hi Internet

Hi Internet

It's been a while since I've posted anything in my blog. Life seemed to have a way of getting in the way. Alot has happened since we last spoke. I've started the Harmonica lessions wich has been great, I'll play you a tune one day. We went to see our facourite comedian Adam Hills on Thrusday night, went out on Friday night into the valley and got home around 5 in the morning. It was particulalry cool because we got to hang out with our friends from Balina (Hi Detta). I've been really slack and not applied for the crypto job at MTV, although I will try to make time for it today.

A special Hi goes out to Jason who commented on my blog and prompted this entry..... he too wants to be Indiana Jones and hunt some strange creatures that may or may not have had breakfast and may or may not feel that humans are a tasty little snack. It's no fun hunting monsters that aren't going to eat you if they catch you first.

I hope you have a relaxing day. Don't try too hard at anything.

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You Are 40% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

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New facts on exercise for women

Over a beer at lunch time two women have corrected a flaw in the previous post. Women are really interested in looking good for themselves so they can enjoy sex. If they don't feel attractive then they have trouble enjoying themselves. If only they realised that it doesn't matter that much to us.

On a related topic, the use of a red light bulb in the bedroom makes anyone look good. Everyone looks hot in a red lit room. Everyone has a tan and you can still seee everything but it appears a little dark at the same time. Try it on valentines day... this really does work.

On an unrelated topic, the goannas are out again. These guys have shown up a little late this year (normally they are wandering around where I work in Jauary). This fella is just over a meter long. I'll try and get a snap of a big one to post!

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Fitness and looks across the sexes

This will be a short post. Based on exhaustive research involving the three or four people that were around on this particular day I have confirmed beyond a doubt that men will only invest time and energy in exercise designed to make them look good if they can get something from it (ie: sex). Any man that says he doesn't is really kidding himself (or possibly you).

Women on the other hand want to look good for it's own sake The most likely reason for this is that they already get enough attention from men anyway. The other motivator for women is to look good for other women... not in a lesbian sort of way but in the evil bitch competition sort of way.

more research to follow

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MTV cryptozoology show

How cool would it be to have your own cryptozoology show on MTV. This would have to be the number one all time great jobs. All the excitement of working on a travel/nature documentary type show but looking for cryptoids from another time and place. Never have I seen an occupation that brings togbether just about everything cool about living. Exploring mysterious things in strange places and being an all round adventurer type.... and have someone else pay for it..... and be down with the kids all at the same time. It just boggles the mind.

This is even better than my number 9 ideal job (plain old boring cryptozoologist)!!! All my Indiana Jones fantasies would come true.

I can't see myself getting the job but if you want more info you should check out cryptomundo at http://www.cryptomundo.com/

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Hospital

Sitting up at the hospital thinking;

just chill out and enjoy what life has to offer.

balance between what is right and what feels good. Is there an appropriate why to live that is good for me and everyone around me that still feels good?

Last time I sat doing this I was waiting for someone to die. At least this time someone is going home.

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You need to put something in the pot if you're going to play

I often find my self scrambling to create the illusion of stability and security. My animal brain moves me to this state. I think because it makes me comfortable and relaxed. The thing is that instability makes me more creative. I get tuned to look forthe angles, work out what I have to do to tget the most out of situations. Everyday there are tons of things that are possible but not explored. Stability doesn't like a challenge. Why follow a path that might make things worse? With any option you follow you need commmitment to follow it through.

I have options but to follow them I need to rock the boat, to risk what I have and jump with my eyes closed. For now I'm just standing on the edge looking down and wondering if I could fly. I can feel something like a clock ticking in my head going, jump now, you're still a young man. Tack some fucking risks with your life. When you were younger you tried everything that came your way (everything!) so why stop now. Soon you won't be able to make a leap because you will be too old..... Stupid little voice. It reminds me of the biological clock phenomina. Time's running out you need to act NOW, don't think just do. This is why beer is good, beer stops the brain.

anyway,

I went to pick up my mum at the hospital yesterday. It's all good now. She is fine. On the drive there I ended up stuck in the Queen's batton relay along corronation drive. It was a little surreal as it was really unexpected. (I've included a snap from my phone).

Second series of Lost starts tonight... wohoo.

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